February 2012
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wiz khalifa, normally i wouldn’t bitch about you
but motherfucker even my friends / roommates insist on listening to you all the time now. why do you have to be played everywhere, why can’t you make clever rhymes, how do people fucking love you this much? even people who don’t smoke weed love you. how does that happen? every time i hear your songs i feel like i’m hearing...
jillp asked: You wish you had an iPhone
Anonymous asked: i unfollowed you because you're a little too obnoxious for me. hope life is still good for you :)
u kno
there iz differeance btween poop
and diffrance in the pee
i fele lyke it needed 2 b sed
I hate it when I end up walking behind someone who is going at a slightly slower pace than me but it’s just slow enough to make me feel like I should walk past them. So then I try to walk past but I end up walking side by side with them for about 5 seconds and I have to double my speed for the next 200 yards just to prove that it was necessary for me to pass them.
you have been unfollowed
dear pancakes and farley,
please stop reblogging that girl with dreads who resembles a confused dog
it legitimately terrifies me
i miss how high school classes were. not even because of their easier difficulty, but just having people to joke around with. i was always the guy in class to make unnecessary remarks and shitty jokes whenever possible, and in college that’s impossible. people absolutely hate the guy who does that crap. joshin’ some taters made my classes a lot more entertaining and bearable. i...
Anyone know a single female
matthewtboswell:
jamonham:
who likes Nirvana, smoking pot (or at least doesn’t mind it), video games, guys with padawan braids, getting delicious cookies, has dreads, isn’t dramatic or controlling, is into good guys with a huge sense of sarcasm but still a damn good sense of humor, doesn’t mind a guy with no sense of smell, and just isn’t a crazy broad?
If so, let me know. I need to hook her...
Told off a girl for trying to sneak a picture of a passerby midget
She said I should quit judging people so much
Hmmmmm…
Tumblr is now Adele.com
Thank you for your time
Whenever my brother and I see each other for the first time in a while, we say “HUG ME BROTHA” like drake and josh
It’s pretty cool
WatchIf you’re wondering about the mark on my upper nose, I got beat up by Chris brown before the grammys
Somebody call me and let’s have sparkling conversation
This solo drive is already boring me to tears
i’ll be back in morton from about 7 tomorrow night til about 8 or 9 the next morning. if anyone wants to hang for an hour so and catch up a bit, let me know
Super Nintendo Wish List
briancomella:
Watch Zach Johnson play Super Nintendo.
All the Super Nintendo.
Brian if you fund this project i will gladly support your wishes
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Super Nintendo Wish List
Super Mario World 2
Super Mario Kart
Donkey Kong Country 1 - 3
Super Metroid
EarthBound
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy III
Star Fox
Super Punch-Out
Mega Man X3
Mega Man 7
Mega Man Soccer
Secret of Evermore
Super Castlevania IV
Castlevania: Dracula X
The Magical Quest (Mickey Mouse)
Super Star Wars - all of ‘em
Lost Vikings
Kirby Super Star
Kirby’s Dream Course
...
Anonymous asked: I miss being called doctor badass in real life
Anonymous asked: I miss your jolly man laugh that always makes me laugh
Anonymous asked: I miss smoking bowls then going out to eat like woody's or somethin